"Most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you." "If it's meant to be it'll be and if it's not it won't." "I wish I knew how to quit you." "You should be kissed every day, every hour, every minute." "Shit, motherfucker, fuck, shit." "Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood." "-Olen huonovointinen koko päivän jos en saa ajoissa aamiaista. -No, aloita sinä sitten. Minä narraan kaloja toisia odotellessani. -Kauniin punaisia omenoita... Pthyi, pthyi, pthyi! Tämä ei ole omena! -Sinähän ne omenat löysit, Nipsu. -Niin löysin. Aivan kamalaa. Tällaista kiusantekoa minä en siedä. Tämä ei ole sämpylä! Eikä tämä! Eikä tämä! Eikä tämä, eikä tämä! Kuka hullu pilailee minun kanssani? -Sinähän löysit ne sämpylätkin. -Minä, minä. -Maista sitten juustoa. Se on tuotu kotoa joten siinä ei ole mitään vaaraa." "But I more than love you, and cannot cease to love you. Think of me sometimes when the Alps and ocean divide us, but they never will, unless you wish it." "Hui! Mikä ääni se on? Selkäpiitäni karmii. Mamma, etkö sinä kuule? -Kuulenhan minä. -Aivan kuin maanjäristys taas koettelisi meitä. -Älä ole huolissasi, mikä lienee. -Tämä talo on hullu. Arvasin sen ensinäkemältä. HUI! Muu-mii-mam-mmaa... -No mikä nyt on hätänä? -Voi suutari, katso tuonne! -Oih, pöytä hävisi. -Muumimamma, tämä on kummitustalo. -Pyydän kummitusta palauttamaan isoäidin lautaset." "Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon!" "You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt." “If you could hear me, I would say that our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we've touched.” "I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you everyday for a year." "That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence." "Hello, I'm drunk." "Our last words to each other can't be 'ball cock'." "You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be together." "So, how is he? And spare no detail, I'm a horny pregnant person." "Those flowers were supposed to say "We're so sorry, we love you," not "You're dead, let's disco"!" "Somebody like you can really make things all right for me." "An old man dies. A young woman lives. A fair trade." "That there is one damn fine coat you're wearin'." "Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours." "The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you." "If I make it to four months, I'm humping one of you." "-Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife. -Mul-ti-pass. -We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen... -Mul-ti-pass. -Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love." "-It's an honor to die at your side. -It's an honor to have lived at yours." "My Queen. My wife. My love..." "You pushed me this far, now I'm pushing you the rest of the way. You know, back in the woods, even when things looked really bad, I always thought we'd make it because I thought you were too stubborn to quit. Well, you're not going to quit, not now, not when we're this close." "Oh God, please take my eyes, but not the shirt!" "-What are you doing here? -Came here to murder you." "Peter you suck, Peter you suck." "'-Cuz you know what, you don't wanna be the guy sittin' there, watchin' BBC, and sayin, "OH! I saw that guy! He was my waiter and I totally dismissed him like everybody else does... in his life. And I totally, she was wrong cuz he's a major, major, major influence on me now... and I feel terrible! -That stupid English voice, was that me? -Unfortunately, yes." "I'm on Sex and the City... "Ahh, hi Miranda..." "Uhh, I'm Samantha... I have sex with everybody."" "-Oh come on, it'll be fun. -I can't go, I have this thing. -What thing? -A penis!"