"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined." ~ Thoreau via Caitlin Brandon (after I offered him an altoid): Oh great! Now when I make out with Sen. John Glenn I won't taste like vodka! JC: You have established in me an unreasonable expectation of rationalism and assertiveness in females! Brandon: I just think door knockers are so cool! JC: No, you just like knockers. JC: if your cockamamie scheme screws up dinner I will tie you up and force feed you lard and high fructose corn syrup until you are the size of a small cow.