Victoria Muraiti

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Me: why is it written backwards? Brittany Fondel: It's written backwards? why? Me: I dunno that's why I asked you. Britt: why would you ask me? Me: I dunno, cuz I didn't know why so I thought you'd know why. I'm looooooking forrrrrrrrrrrr my daaaaaad "I thank God for my life, for the stars and stripes, may freedom forever fly, let it ring. Salute the ones who died, the ones that give their lives, so we don't have to sacrifice all the things we love." Why is there a rock in your pants? “People search for what which they lack, the lies, the scandals, the stabs in your back, the betrayals together can reach to the sky, you hurt yourself and don't know why.” – Unknown "To the world you are one person, but to one person you may be the world." me-katie stop giving that book a blow job my sister- yeah katie, stop being a blow dryer and then i fell me:oh snap dad: is that a band? man I'm blind, can u speak up? mr.goldberg: u know candy cane class: what?? girl in corner: you mean Kanye west? kati: it's inevitable, everyone pees putside "what happened if your nose plug came off, if someone cut into your lane, good god you could have died" -The Guardian Me: I just need to get faster at running Katie: Ha, just wait till you run with me, you'll feel like a Kenyan Ted: "So I hear you're hitting the pretzels pretty hard these days." Me: hahahaha boobs, boobs Alyx: hahaha moo. moo Alyx: That shirt is a hooker shirt because it zipps in the back. Dad: Jesus would have given it to Mary Magdala. 1 minute later... Dad: I didn't realize I've been wearing hooker pants all this time! Mom: I asked him if they were bitting (fish) Me: That's a lame pickup line Mom: You're so bad!

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