Vera Cardoso

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To inflate your lifejacket, pull down desperately – because you’re gonna die anyway – on the lil red thingy. There is a mouthpiece for further whistling of the Muppet Show theme and your lifejacket is equipped with a light to attract the attention of sharks. Do not inflate your lifejacket in the cabin, as to do so will make an arse of you.

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