"We poets in our youth begin in sadness; thereof in the end come despondency and madness.." “People who were cool in high school never get any cooler. That’s it for them. It’s the rest of us who become more interesting as we get older.” Ellen: "...so Dolly are you interested in running for the President of the United States?" Dolly Parton: "No. Don't we have enough boobs in office?!"