"when a father has a boy, he only has one penis to worry about. But when a father has a girl, he has everyone's penis to worry about." "The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he never would be found out." ~Thomas Babington Macaulay "The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck!" "The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is."