1. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid!! 2. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. 3. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. 4. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. 5. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery 6. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. 7. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. 8. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 9. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 10. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 11. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. 12. Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? 13. Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! 14. If your friend wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. 15. Whats up ?? the sky!!