Monica Blöhm

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"They can't scare me, if I scare them first." Lady Gaga "A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left." — Marilyn Monroe "i know your gentle physique." - Tanya Love the way MJG spit that hard ghetto hood nigga shit. "Damn! I done made all of y'all shit cha jeans this look like it might be a job for Mr. clean." XD HAHAHAHA!!! Damn! MJG go hard with dat ghetto hood ass nigga shit! - Some real OG motherfucker "If he only knew what kind of girls existed, down in the gutters...lurking.waiting." -Tanya "Where do the whales' bodies go when they die in the sea?" "They Float to Hell." - Matthrew Macri "If your vagina could move any faster it would time travel." - Rob "I didn't know google did that!" - Tanya "I dont know how old is an Oger?" - Myself "Bajiggity!" - Rob "I have done terrible things tonight Moe, things Jesus died on the cross for." - Rob "YOU would." "That's for DAMN sure." - Bonnie and I "Hussies of a feather cluck together." "I would have sex with him until he hated his penis." "Sloppy sloppy sloppy drunk, sloppy sloppy sloopy joes!" - Chelsey "I will NEVER take off my vest!!!" - Matt moron "One day all the oak trees will lose their leaves." - Bryan "Oh my god Monica if my eyes could spin out of my head and rotate like stars they would." - Tanya "Foaming at the mouth like a Rabid dog!!!" - me "Let me get up in em GUTT'S Grrrrl!" - Joel gale "Tanya gets go to the IHOP baby. would you like the blueberry syrup?" - Micheal Wagner regarding what he would say to Tanya after sex in the morning "It doesn't get all the pussy, Just the right Kind of Pussy"- Wagner " I would wake up real Stabby if that happend to me " - Rob "Its DICK-O-CLOCK" - rob " It was finally dickoclock and i had to hit the snooze :("- Bonnie

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