Siân Farrell

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"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller. "Some people become cops because they want to make the world a better place. Some people become vandals because they want to make the world a better looking place." - Banksy. "All artists are prepared to suffer for their work, but why are so few prepared to learn to draw?" - Banksy. "A degenerate, am I? Well, you are a festisio! See? I can make up words too, sister." - Peter, Family Guy. "Grandad...Stephanie at school says that when she sees people kissing on the telly, her fanny beats" - The Morgana Show. 'You should get on your knees and worship my fanny!' - Two Pints "I was spanked as a child, that's why I'm not a prostitute today." - Dana Alexander

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