"hey ricer..leave the useless wings to the penguins." -some guys shirt. "I just wanna legit job subway is gettin old i already run that shit"- cody w. "that reminds me of a midget girl that dated me! she was the one that got away.....'" -steve dickson. "O man im giddier than a school girl with her first erection" -Chris Simpson. "Lost...but on my way." "I put my hands up, they're playin my song. The Whitechapel song is on. Lol." - Jordan Jamison. The Gaga Law (RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² = Bad Romance. "shena ann is better than any man with her moves and grooves she strikes a pose whatcha call this? it aint a poem its a prose (said with a funny old black lady voice)" -chloe. "i hope you dont know her/like her because then ill feel like a douchebag, but secrectly i wont care then ill meet a wetback named Jesus and ride his boat then ill try to find my way back using unicorn dust and pixie tails""-dillon redding. "I'll keep you in my basement..along with a couple teenage asians that i force to do my math homework."- chance dickson "i can't live with or without these memories but i can live without you." -heavy heavy low low "Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours" "you don't really fall in love, you grow into it. everyday." "take it easy." -cashier. "I'd take it anyway I could get it." -Tony. "when you're a kid you assume your parents are soul mates. my kids are going to be right about that." -pam, the office. "My grandma thinks your pretty hot and thinks we should date." "when in doubt, nazis out." "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -Winston Churchill. "the one who loves least in the relationship is in control." "You ain't nothin' but a piece of cheese without the corners. In other-words you ain't ever gunna be a slice bitch." "Don't criticize what you can't understand." — Bob Dylan "someday someone will come along and you will realize why it never worked out with anyone else." "If you try to be anyone but yourself, you will fail; if you are not true to your own heart, you will fail. Then again, there's no success like failure" — Bob Dylan "I've forgotten more than you'll ever know" — Bob Dylan "stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you." "right now, someone you haven't met is out there wondering what it would be like to meet someone like you." "I will never be your first kiss. I will never be your first love. I'm not your first valentine, first fight, first teddy bear, or first date. I'm not in this to be your first anything...I just want to be your last.." "like spiderman and green latern kissing?" - robert.