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"nobody puts baby in the corner" "about that...." "i don't want to talk about it...." "mikapea" "little indian african tiger princess angel baby NINJA CHINESE MAN" -MIKE COOK "see these big rocks? these are mountains...and see those little ones? those are their babies!" -open season ELLIOT "MOVE LIKE A JELLYFISH, RHYTHM IS NOTHING YOU GO WITH THE FLOW YOU DON'T STOP" -JACK JOHNSON "QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE" -KYLE CANNON "yes i am a pirate! 200 years too late" -THE MAN aka Jimmy Buffet "if God meant for us to hold on to money he would have put handles on it" -poker tour spokesman ever thine ever mine ever ours -Beethoven Seth: Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants? Greg the Soccer Player: [turning around] That was like 8 years ago, asshole! Seth: [yelling] People don't forget!

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