"The 13 year old version of myself living inside my head has way more power than I care to admit."
- Zooey Deschanel
“If nothing changed there’d be no butterflies.” – Walt Disney
"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal."
- Albert Pike
Leonard: What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Leonard: There you go.
- Big Bang Theory
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall."
- Get Him To The Greek
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them. The rest of us are sometimes just a bit crap."
"I don't understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself up a little...if only out of politeness. And then, you never know, maybe that's the day she has a date with destiny. And it's best to be as pretty as possible for destiny."
- Coco Chanel
"If I had a flip-chart, I would draw you a happy little dragon. But I don't, so I will just say 'Thank you'."
- Axel Scheffler
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
- Mark Twain
"Take a moment to think about those less fortunate than you. It makes that champagne taste even better."
"Dad unpacked our new VCR today, it was a microwave."
"But glass is clear. How will they see it on the x-ray?"
"Aut viam inveniam aut faciam." - "I will either find a way, or make one."
- Hannibal in response to his generals who had declared it impossible to cross the Alps with elephants
"I thought of having an end of the world party tonight, but then I thought the media might not realise it was a joke."
- Stephen Hawking
“One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.”
"But when he liberated that great voice from his chest and poured out words like the snows of winter, there was no man alive who could compete with him."
- The Iliad
"It might seem strange to start a story with an ending. But all endings are also beginnings. We just don't know it at the time."
"Not the swear jar - it's the only thing that holds back the tide of filth!"