"When I arrive at the Saebener Straße, it's like coming home." - Bastian Schweinsteiger. "Da sind sie, die Führungsspieler, die keine Führungsspieler sind!" - Thomas Müller. "Der Herr Klopp ist zwar ganz nett, doch der liegt jetzt schon im Bett!" - Thomas Müller the rapper. "In 1990 I stood here on the balcony, a little cocky and promised the European Cup. Today I want to redeem my promise. Here is the European Champion Clubs’ Cup, the Champions League. I leave behind a world-class team, perhaps the best team in the world." - Jupp Heynckes to the fans, from the Marienplatz balcony, 2. Juni 2013. "He's the European Champion of Pain." - Tagesspiegel, on Michael Ballack. "Football. Bloody hell." - Sir Alex Ferguson. “Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.” - Bill Shankly. "On the offside, first there is God, then there is Sourav Ganguly." - Rahul Dravid. "I am no man." - Eowyn, The Lord of the Rings, The Return of the King. "Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had boob jobs or lip enhancements or liposuction are still real women. Size 0 may make no sense mathematically, but a woman who wears that size is as real as the one who wears a size 16. What makes us “real” people is not the shape of our flesh but our basic humanity. And we lose our humanity when we judge – not when we lose weight, gain weight, or make the intensely personal decision to undergo cosmetic surgery." - Hugo Schwyzer "Give her hell from us, Peeves." - Fred and George Weasley, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. "You either do it differently, or you don't do it at all." - Andre Agassi. "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Sir Winston Churchill. "If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be; and if all else remained, and he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger." - Catherine Earnshaw, Wuthering Heights. "Kiss me again, but don't let me see your eyes! I forgive what you have done to me. I love my murderer - but yours! How can I?" - Heathcliff, Wuthering Heights. Gimli: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf. Legolas: What about side by side with a friend? Gimli: Aye, I could do that. - The Lord of the Rings, The Return of the King. Manuel Neuer: I just had a drug test. Reporter: What came out? Manuel Neuer: Urine. "O Miss Manette, when the little picture of a happy father's face looks up in yours, when you see your own bright beauty springing up anew at your feet think now and then that there is a man who would give his life, to keep a life you love beside you!" - Sydney Carton, A Tale of Two Cities. "It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known." - Sydney Carton, A Tale of Two Cities. "It is perfectly fine to watch TV all day." - Nick Miller, New Girl. "Nitwit. Oddment. Blubber. Tweak." - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. "My boobs are loving this unemployed thing. They don't have to go to boob jail everyday." - Jessica Day, New Girl. "It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all - in which case, you fail by default." - J. K. Rowling. "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." - Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. "Why, look at that, I've never been an inspiration before. I don't like it. It's too much responsibility." - Nick Miller, New Girl. "I feel like I've laid a million eggs and they're all hatching. I feel like I want to murder someone, and also I want soft pretzels. Shut up! Shut up, you! 'Cause I don't want to hear it! If any of you cross me, I'm gonna kick the testicles clean off your body! Clean off! You'll look like Ken dolls down there." - Jessica Day, New Girl. "Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh." - Meg Cabot. "To hurt is as human as to breathe." - J. K. Rowling, The Tales of Beedle the Bard. "Procrastination and apathy and are not just big words, but a way of life." - Anthony Corvino, Graduate, University of Binghampton. "Women have their faults. Men have only two : everything they say, everything they do." "A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God." - Sidney Sheldon. Gimli: Whatever luck you live by, let's hope it lasts the night. Legolas: You're friends are with you, Aragorn. Gimli: Let's hope they last the night. - The Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers. "Concentrated H2SO4 ne pura... pura bachpan jala dala." - Give Me Some Sunshine, Three Idiots. "It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. "Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius." - Sherlock Holmes, The Valley of Fear. Gimli: What's happening out there? Legolas: Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box? - The Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers. "At this moment, there are six billion, four hundred seventy million, eight hundred eighteen thousand, six hundred seventy one people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just not facing the truth. Some are evil men, at war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. Six billion people in the world. Six billion souls. And sometimes, all you need is one." - Peyton Sawyer, One Tree Hill. "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." - Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. "We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter’s the one, And Voldy’s gone moldy, so now let’s have fun!" - Peeves the Poltergeist, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. "Why Are You Worrying about You-Know-Who? You SHOULD Be Worrying About U-NO-POO - the Constipation Sensation That's Gripping the Nation!" - Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. "He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!" - Gimli, The Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers. "It was all too clear that the presence of popsies does not inevitably lead to a scientific future." - Dr. James D. Watson, The Double Helix. " When you grow up as a girl, the world tells you the things that you are supposed to be: emotional, loving, beautiful, wanted. And then when you are those things, the world tells you they are inferior: illogical, weak, vain, empty. The world teaches you that the way you exist in it is disgusting — you watch boys cringe backward in your dorm room when you talk about your period, blue water pretending to be blood in a maxi pad commercial. It is the little things, and it is constant. In a food court in a mall, after you go to the gynecologist for the first time, you and your friend talk about how much it hurts, and over her shoulder you watch two boys your age turn to look at you and wrinkle their noses: the reality of your life is impolite to talk about. The world says that you don’t have a right to the space you occupy, any place with men in it is not yours, you and your body exist only as far as what men want to do with it. At fifteen, you find fifteen-year-old boys you have never met somehow believe you should bend your body to their will. At almost thirty, you find fifteen-year-old boys you have never met still somehow believe you should bend your body to their will. They are children. They are children." - Stevie Nicks. "And I don't want the world to see me, 'cause I dont think that they'd understand; When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am." - Iris, Goo Goo Dolls. "Ami pregnant! Nachbo!" - Marzana Chowdhury. "Ballsgula na beshi joss." - Kashfia Ahmed. "It's a LONG story." - Sanjid Halim. "Gadhar abar baal hoy? =0" - Bijoya Chakraborty.