'I don't have a hat any more - mine sank when it was trying to be a boat.' - Rabbit (Old Bear, The Boat Race.) Jocelyn: 'Better to be a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick' Wat: 'It's called a lance...hello?' "Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination" Oscar Wilde "A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. " Oscar Wilde 'You should always teach history in the morning... Before anything else happens.' 'I don't know who invented the high heel but every woman owes him a lot.' 'It doesn't matter whether you win or lose... its how drunk you get that really matters...'