Rebecca Boocock-wilson


* here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card. Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.(SO TRUE) 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that Iwould probably want to be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you every chance I get until you're NOT. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until YOU STOP WHINING! 6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I wil llaugh at you,you clumsy arse, but I'll help you up. 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; Because you are my friend. Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. * I'm used to having a 1600 lb. animal between my legs, no matter what you do, you're just not going to measure up. * friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support. * keep smiling. it makes people wounder what you're up to. * a balance diet is a chocolate in each hand. * It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts! * It was meal time during an airline flight.. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. * A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.' * HERES SOMETHING FOR U ALL TO THINK ABOUT :P As We Grow up, We Learn That Even The One Person That Wasn't Supposed To Ever Let You Down Probably Will. You Will Have Your Heart Broken, Probably More Than Once, And It's Harder Every Time. You'll Break Hearts Too, So Remember How It Felt When Yours Was Broken. You'll Fight With Your Best Friend. You'll Blame A New Love For Things An Old One Did. You'll Cry Because Time Is Passing Too Fast, And You'll Eventually Lose Someone You Love. So Take Too Many Pictures, Laugh Too Much, And Love Like You've Never Been Hurt Because Every Sixty Seconds You Spend Upset Is A Minute Of Happiness You'll Never Get Back!! (AND REMEMBER LIFE IS FOR LIVIN.. SO ..LIVE IT!!..AND ENJOY..:op..)

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