Ed: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team. Champ: What in the hell's diversity? Ron: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. Ed: Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try. Don't act like you're not impressed. The human torch was denied a bank loan. Wow, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling. Baxter? Baxter, is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee. Is this Wilt Chamberlain? Have the decency to say something.