Ewok Kwok

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A Journey of a thousand miles begins with one step - Lao Tzu You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you. - Silent Bob Alcohol is a very necessary article ... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning. - George Bernard Shaw Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. -Sue Murphy Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. - Tyler Durden Be the change you wish to see in the world - Ghandi Look at me. I'm fat, black, can't dance, and I have two gay fathers. People have been messing with me my whole life. I learned a long time ago there's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy. - Tarik (Harold and Kumar go to White Castle) The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Nietzsche None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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