"So if I wasn't a transvestite terrorist, would you marry me?" "CHEST. RWWAARH" "Obama is a choking hazard" (lawl inside joke between me and a friend. We don't hate Obama) ---- Mere: So apparently, If I get all A's on my Reportcard, I can get some Octopi. Me: Really? What did he say I can get? Mere: Well, when you turn 16. He said you can get one of those 60's vans. So I can keep my octopi in there --- *drives by a playground filled with children.* Me: I can see me being a parent now. 'Mommy push me!' 'do it yourself.' -- Me: I would like to live in Bohemia like the guys from Rent but minus the AIDS.