"Humour is reason gone mad", Groucho Marx. "I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done", Lucille Ball. "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous-everyone hasn't met me yet", Rodney Dangerfield. " I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception", Groucho Marx. "People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House", Robin Williams. "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time", Robin Williams.