"Believe nothing; no matter where you read it or who has said it unless it agrees with your own reason and common sense." "So what we get drunk. So what we smoke weed. We're just having fun. We don't care who sees." <3 Wiz "A little nonsense now and then is relished by even the wisest of men." "No no no no no. You don't ask questions. I am a human and you are a rabbit. So if you don't bring me what I want for Easter, I will fucking kill you!" -Eric Cartman ^^^oh and "No! You bunny beating bastards!" Also -Eric Cartman "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." "One day you will fall for this boy. He will touch you with his fingers and burn holes in your skin with his lips. And it hurts when you look at him, as well as when you don't. And by God it feels like someone has cut you open with a jagged piece of glass." "It's not fair guys..for something to have so much control." -Eric Cartman "Only believe half of what you see; and nothing of what you hear." "The secret of happiness, you see, is not found in seeking more, but developing the capacity to enjoy and expect less." "The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for." "All things are subject to interpretation; whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth." "Leave yo bitch around, we 'gon drink that champagne with her. Live or let die. Party, get high." "Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as understood."