"Aim for the stars, and at least you'll hit the tree-tops." He (Lieutenant Dan) got me invested in some kind of fruit company. And so then I got a call from him saying we don't have to worry about money no more. And I said: "That's good. One less thing." - Forrest Gump "We built it for ourselves. We were the group of people who were going to judge whether it was great or not. We weren't going to go out and do market research. We just wanted to build the best thing we could build." - Steve Jobs on Mac "There's no such thing as talent - only inspiration and ambition!" - Uncle Scrooge NRK journalist til skihopper etter en overraskende seier: "Syntes du ikke det var litt flaks?" Hvorpå skihopper svarer kontant: "Du, det er rart med det. Jo mer jeg trener, desto mer flaks får jeg!" "I have one speed, I have one gear; GO." - Charlee Sheen Forbes magazine journalist to Warren Buffet at the bottom of the bear market in October 1974 - "How do you feel?" Warren Buffett - "Like an oversexed guy in a whorehouse. Now is the time to invest and get rich." Foxconn staircase poster: 'Value efficiency every minute, every second; Achieve goals unless the sun no longer rises; The devil is in the details.' "Penger er frihet. Frihet er makten til å gjøre hva man vil. Jeg vil ha makt over min egen frihet. Altså vil jeg ha makt over mine egne penger." - Ole Fjelberg, Nordnet.no "I have simple tastes. I am always satisfied with the best." - Oscar Wilde "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." - George Best "A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death." - Albert Einstein Ari: "Fuck the phones Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency tittie fuck, DON’T ANSWER!" Two male sheep where standing on the top of a mountain looking down on a herd of lady-sheep in a valley below. The younger sheep said: 'Hey, let's climb down there and fuck one of them!'. The older sheep answered: 'No. Let's climb down there and fuck'em all...'