"What does not kill you, makes you stronger." "Money cannot buy happiness but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle." "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." "Atheism - The arrogant belief that the entire billion-galaxy universe was not created for us." "It's better to be a pessimist, you're either right or pleasantly surprised. " "Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." "Women who bear grudges can even make it snow in June"