Alexis Somerville

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Being born in a stable does not make one a horse. -Arthur Wellesley Firstly you must always implicitly obey orders, without attempting to form any opinion of your own regarding their propriety. Secondly, you must consider every man your enemy who speaks ill of your king; and thirdly you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil. -Lord Admiral, Horatio Nelson "Vodka is kinda a hobby." -Betty White You rock, woohoo. -Fluttershy Freedom is for the weak, enslaved to pleasure. -Me To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. -Richard the Lionheart For as long as I can remember, I've been lied to, taken advantage of, and shot in the back. And now, I have a way out of all of this. What, in the hell, makes You think I'm going to Ask for it? -Agent Washington/Washing-tub (David), Blue Vs. Red, season 7. "There maybe No 'I' in team, but there is in Victory, and there are two in Winning." -Me He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of course, he really is dead. -Voltaire "When I took the job, I braced myself for criticism, expecting many people–without even watching the show–to instantly label it girly, stupid, cheap, for babies or an evil corporate commercial. I encourage skeptics like this to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic with an open mind. If I’m doing my job right, I think you’ll be surprised." -Lauren Faust, the first Feminist I like. Be discreet in all things, and so render it unnecessary to be mysterious. -Arthur Wellesley "Why do ponies say, 'grow some balls?' Balls are weak & sensiteve. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding." - Betty White.

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