Naomi Albertine-Israel

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"Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it when it's broken but you can still see the crack in the mother fucking reflection" Beyonce "Talk is cheap! If you haven't got anything nice to say... then shut the hell up!!" Naomi Albertine-Israel (me) "I've always wanted to meet a white man with the name brown" Lockstock and Two Smoking Barrels "Oh My God! Ugly naked guy is jumping on a trampoline... oh that fat guy just fell through leaving a giant hole" Friends Funniest chat up line "Get your coat you've pulled" "This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they birthed" Pineapple Express "You need to sit your sexy ass down and watch yourself be killed" Pineapple Express "I just saw three students leave the parking lot with eyes red as the devil's dick" Pineapple Express "The past is history, future is a mystery and the present is a gift!" Naomi Albertine-Israel (me)

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