Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain There are no stupid questions, just stupid people The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.