"Me: smurf sex! Me: ..that would be odd.. Matt: *blink* Matt: ..but great at parties." "Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. The visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the "vox populi" now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V." -V for Vendetta "Me: You know what I'm thinking? Matt: hmmm... babies? Me: ... Matt: stealing, not making. Matt: it's just like going to an orphanage, but without the paperwork." "So many suitors, i don't even have a suit to wear.. So many influential fingers running through your hair.." --The Razor by Head Automatica Caitlin MG: "we were sitting on the couch watching My Big Fat Greek Wedding.." Kate J: "practically porn." "you know, there's a very fine line between eating your food and eating out your food. and I am dancing on that line." --Michael VK <3 "real love stories never have happy endings.. because real love stories never end." <3 "You just changed that kid's religion!" --Matt to Justin "mi madre no le gusta el internet. ni facebook ni los hombres del internet. los son "creepers."" --Brittani M. lol. "I would rather spend my life close to the birds, than waste it wishing I had wings." -- Patient on HOUSE. "I love you" and basically everything else Michael has ever said to me. [: <3 "Dying is easy, living is hard." --Wilson on House. "No, THIS is not weird. GAY REPUBLICANS are weird. THIS is sick." --Will from Will & Grace "YOU ARE A VERY ATTRACTIVE MAN!!!" --Matt shouting to the lead singer from The Spill Canvas who was on stage. "it's okay to need each other. that's what makes us strong. that's what makes us human." "I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." --Edgar Allan Poe "I, myself, am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions." "A person is never as quiet or unrestrained as they seem. As bad or as good. As vulnerable or as strong. As sweet or as fiesty. We are thickly layered, page lying upon page Behind simple covers. And love- it is not the book itself, but the binding. It can rip us apart or hold us together." "the tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon but that we wait so long to begin it." "maybe she's just trying to let you know that she still cares, but she's not going to let it control her life anymore." "Did you know JESUS had ADHD?!?!" --Joe "Did america even EXIST in 1914?" --lol. Matt: "okay, so I have to ask. Exactly how homeless are you?" Justin: "well I was sweeping one of the theaters and I was like 'oo! a nickel!' and then later I saw a penny and I was like 'eh.'"