''If you ever want something badly, let it go. If it comes back to you, then it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never yours to begin with.'' ''Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.'' ''Breaking trust is like tearing a piece of paper and throwing it into the wind; you'll never get the pieces back.'' ''Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.'' ''It’s not that I hate you, it’s like, uh, let’s just put it this way, if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink the water.''