"Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative"--Oscar Wilde "Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."-- Homer Simpson "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... "-- Louis Hector Berlioz "There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart."-- Melanie Griffith "Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."--Unknown "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."--angry people He who laughs last didn't get it.