Melissa Sinay


Me: Aahh, I just poked myself in the eye with the blanket. Jenni: Nice. So how much fleece do you have in your eye? Me: Just a lot! Agent 86: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Chief: I don't know. Unless you are thinking holy sh*t holy sh*t a swordfish almost went through my head, then no. Me: Jenni we fake fight a lot! Mrs. Meyer: Mel and Jen, you two shouldn't go to Signapore together. They cane people for stupid things like fake fighting. Me: Thats okay Mrs. Meyer. We wouldn't go there. We can't speak signaporian. Alyssa: Its kinda cloudy out here today. Amber: Well, my toenails say its sunny. Brit Fox: Go and drink your mike's hard you little bitch!! Kerri: (Reading her phone) WHAT?! STD text rates apply?! Oh what, that means standard. Chris, Brian, & I: *hysterically laughing* It's not the face, but the expressions on it. It's not the voice, but what they say. It's not how you look like in that body, it's what you do with it. You are beautiful. ~ from The Host~ Kelley: Pretzels! Ciera: Sour Cream! Kelley: Catfish! Ciera: Chips! Me: What the hell are you naming?! Alyssa: See how much fun you can have licking stuff off of people?

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