Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. - Colonel Flagg There are a million possibilities in this world, but thinking that all of them will happen to you is next to Impossible! "If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?" - Jeff Dunham There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic. - George Orwell Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.