María Björk Einarsdóttir

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"I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this with people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!" -Unknown “I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.” -Marilyn Monroe "I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." -Kurt Cobain "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." -William Shakespeare "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind." -Mahatma Gandhi "An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him." -Oscar Wilde "The first rule is not to lose. The second rule is not to forget the first rule." -Warren Buffett

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