Masha Zvereva


"Did my face stare at you then?" - Ashleigh "Every morning when I wake up, I thank God I'm not you" - Oliver "I have a group I hang out with all the time, but they are not my friends, at least it's not facebook official - which means they are not my friends" - Ashleigh "They think i'm the devil" - Ashleigh "No one likes a slag in the long run" - Ashleigh "Did you just swear at me in scottish?" - Ashleigh "Я люблю Вас! Скажите: "поздно"? Зато очень сильно!" - "Джентельмен" "Сердце красавицы склонно к измене, не изменила - скоро изменит!" - "Джентельмен" "Глупых мужей много - это же не значит, что их всех надо бросать" - "Джентельмен" "Bollocks" - Ashleigh "I'm only human. And he's a horse. AND THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM!!!" - Russell Brand "Fuck this shit, I'm getting a bazooka" - "Kick Ass" "Ah, I'm just fucking with you daddy" - "Kick Ass" "Would you spit in my pocket? GET IT??" - me "I'm gonna give you a damn good trashing, you vicious bastard!!!" - Basil Fawlty "JUST DON'T MENTION THE WAR!!" - Basil Fawlty "Souls are vegetarian" - Ellie "How do you milk a chestnut?" - Carson "Anacondom" - Carson "Make your sex life bloom!" - Elena "japanese porn is like two legos having sex" - Ashleigh "-one -what are you doing? -just some press ups, it's easier under the water" - Ashleigh "I made a friend in the pool. He's dragonfly and his name is Juan" - Ashleigh "Omg, I've just realised, I AM your bitch!" - Ashleigh after I asked him to do the bins

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