"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." -Albert Einstein. "The good thing about science is that it's true, whether you believe in it or not." -Neil DeGrasse-Tyson "Yes, when I get home from a long, hard day at work the first thing I like to do is chew a huge wad of bubbalicious gum and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee table! BITCH! I don't know your life!!!" "Mommy, if you don't pay your hotel bill do they suck the air out of your room?" -Annie, age 5 LMAO "Excuse me ma'am, are you the queen of this crib?" "MOMMY THAT SCHOOL DID THE SAME AS AVALON THEY HAVE A BRIDGE." "Hi, my name is Rain... I have my own kiln and my dress is made of wheat..." "I'm surrounded by idiots" "annie: my dark passenger is awakening me: your dark passenger? annie: it's what Dexter calls the thing inside of him that makes him want to kill people me: passenger? is he an airplane? a train? an automobile? perhaps a tandem bicycle?" "I think I ate your chocolate covered squirrel"