well my fav saying is as you all know "everything happens for a reason"!! but the best are all in father ted: Ted: Dougal, don't you think that if we put this baby's moustache, this baby's head hair and this baby's sideboards together we'd get....Pat Mustard? Dougal: D'you think the babies could be copying his style? Ted: No, Dougal, I think Pat Mustard's been delivering more than just dairy products, if you see what I mean. Dougal: Yes.......well........er...y..well.......yes. Ted: Do you? Dougal: No. Dougal: Those women were in the nip!