Maddison Dixon


Girls, my house smells of Amsterdam life is one long wind tunnel georgia whilst trying to get the skin off a pineapple... "LETS GET SUM JUICE OUTTA THIS FUKKA!!" i bet dat hurt wat?! can u go to the toilet for me im too comfy to get up? what do you mean a water cooled computer? iv never seen a computer hooked upto the taps? "Ok, first off, a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water! If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that makes sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot waves (I’m assuming it’s off the coast of South Africa). Going up against a full grown 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10. Well guess what? You’ve wandered into a school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion! We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated. And I said, ‘You know what?! Lion tastes good! Lets go get some more lion!’ We’ve developed a system: to establish a beachhead and to aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner you and your, your pride, your children.”

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