Lynne Currie

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"I'm sooooooooooo funny...How did I get to be soooooooooo funny?" Jennifer 'Hilarious' Tod "There's twelve of us...we're comin' at seven." Anon "Racist people, interestingly, are never as polite as smokers. Have you noticed that? Smokers always go, "Do you mind if I smoke? Oh, you do? Okay, I'll go outside and have a cigarette." Racist people never go, "Do you mind if I'm racist? Oh, I'll go outside... fucking blue people, eh? Coming here, steal our hamsters..." Eddie Izzard "Ok, so I don't know the quality of these life guards...but I think they'll be fun!" some bint from The City "I've been reading up on humanitarian weddings" Rev Jen Tod "Beekeepers, yes … they've gotta want to be – "I want to be a beekeeper! I wanna keep bees! Don't wanna let them get away; I wanna keep them! They have too much freedom … I want bees on elastic, so when they get pollen, they come back here! My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him; I wanna walk in their footsteps." And their footsteps were like this: [running wildly from imaginary bees] "I'm covered in bees!" Eddie Izzard "Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good" Larry David

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