"Being the good husband that I am, I ate many of my wife's Valentine's Day chocolates, so she wouldn't have to." - Mark Hersch "It's ok to go through the valley of sorrow..just don't build your house there." -friend of family friend Sister Rieck "If you are in love with two people at the same time choose the second. If you really loved the first you wouldn't have fallen for the second"- Johnny Depp People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you. Twitter - bringing porn stars and the common public closer 140 characters at a time - Jason Stiner Have u girls seen any of those bras with like a sling type of thing so it gives the push up without added to the cup size with crazy padding (which should just stay back in high school!)? I think they're sexy but a guy's thought on it... "yes I have a hammock for each one!" bahaha "Pain is temporary; quitting is permanent." - Lance Armstrong Depression loses its power when fresh vision pierces the darkness. ~Peter Sinclair Those who matter dont mind; those who mind dont matter. Get busy living or get busy dying. - LaRhonda Darby Dont live to eat; Eat to live. "You dont need to floss ALL your teeth... just the ones you want to keep." - Dr Simmons If its not adding to your life, subtract from your life. Holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. "Never tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon" (saw on the back of a shirt) "That's what we do we fight. You tell me when I am being a son-of-a-bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass, which you are 99% of the time. I am not afraid to hurt your feelings; you have like a 2 second rebound rate and you are back doing the next pain in the ass thing. So its not going to be easy. Its going to be really hard. We are going to have to work at this everyday. But I want to do that because i want you. I want all of you.... Forever!!" - The Notebook "I'm not waiting for the storm to pass. I'm learning how to dance in the rain instead!" - Shardee Stepney One of the best pick up lines I've gotten (had nothing to do with MYYY looks)(this from a black man): "How r u? I wana go deer hunting so bad but i think the whites will accidently shoot me on purpose...any suggestions?" If I had to choose between loving you and breathing, then I would use my last breath to tell you that I love you. "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile, she'll ...give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit." "Never let a problem to be solved become more important then a person to be loved" -Thomas S. Monson "You can change your weight, but you can't change your face. And you are pretty" - One of the sweetest things ever said to me to try and boost my confidence. "I think you should stop tanning. You're starting to look crispy." - Christie J "Without the dark, we'd never see the stars." - Cory K "You're a Cutie Pie that fills me up." - a random pickup line from some guy. Was SUPER cheesy, but made me feel good about myself for a min lol "I can do today." - Mrs Boyce "We can't change the wind, but we can adjust the sails" - (copied that off my cousin's profile) "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib, not his feet to be walked on, not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal, under his arm to be protected, and next to his heart to be loved." "Did you have those freckles last week?" - Patty randomly says to me at SAOMS Libby: You need to learn to dry build. (referring to applying "building" the porcelein on dental crowns) Me: I like to wet build; it goes on smoother and prettier. Libby: We dont build pretty around here. The only pretty porcelein you'll find around here is the bathroom toilet. I will keep pretending to work at long as they keep pretending to pay me. When in doubt... mumble. D.A.D.D - Dads against daughters dating Five days a week my body is a temple, the other two it's an amusement park. I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in order like they should be. I'll have a Cafe-Mocha-Vodka-Valium Latte to go please. Don't worry about what other people think... they dont do it very often. It's not gossip, its RLS.... restless lip syndrome. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering What the Hell Happened! Growing old is mandatory... growing up is optional. I may be left handed but I'm always right! I'm confused... wait maybe I'm not. The break room at work has 4 space heaters, 2 microwaves, 2 vending machines, a fridge, and 2 coffee makers. It's a little out of control. The space heaters are always shutting off because the breaker blows a fuse or whatever and the break room is SOOO cold in the winter since we have to leave the air conditioning on in the lab (since we have so many 2000 degree and above ovens running throughout the day). One of the guys was messing with the vending machine and said "do you think it takes two twentys?" (After messing with the breaker and shaking the vending machine non stop). I was like "i dont think it could even make change for one $20!!!" and everyone looked at me like I was crazy. Apparently '220' is some sort of electrical term that EVERYONE there knew but me.... and I'm the daughter of an electrical engineer. My dad abt died laughing when I told him.... and I still dont understand what "220" means. haha! "I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate." - stole off a friend's status "I am Heaven sent. Dont you dare forget. I am all youve ever wanted, what all the other boys all promised... Sometimes your first scars dont ever fade away... Tried to break my heart, well its broke. Tried to hang me high, well im choked. Wanted rain on me, well im soaked, soaked to the skin- Its the end where i begin. I knew I belonged to the public and to the world, not because I was talented or even beautiful, but because I had never belonged to anything or anyone else. Marilyn Monroe I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing. Marilyn Monroe"