Laura Jean Berger

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"A man has only one lifetime. But history can remember you forever." - National Treasure 2 "What will NY152 say today, I wonder. I turn on my computer. I wait impatiently as it connects. I go online, and my breath catches in my chest until I hear three little words: You've got mail. I hear nothing. Not even a sound on the streets of New York, just the beating of my own heart. I have mail. From you." -You've Got Mail Frank: What about you? Is there someone else? Kathleen Kelly: No. No, but... but there's the dream of someone else. "BITCHES BE CRAZY." -Sarah "Debate Mama" Sherwood Me: "I look like a train wreck." Brittany: "And I would be the other train!" Mom(upon noticing my flannel pjs): "I hope you dress sexier for bed once you get married..." Me: "geesh, it's only the coldest night of the year. I'm saving my lace thongs for when the high outside breaches 50 degrees..." Marin: "Most of her beauty is really hair and makeup." LJ: "Yeah, she's kind of a glamazon..." "You're like everybody's protege. Everyone who meets you wants to help you." -Professor Levy :) "I wonder how my heart would feel if I took a 5 hour energy AND a rockstar." Michelle "Victoria's Secret has transformed the life of my boobs. Like, I can't even explain it." -Marin Marin: "It looks like I dipped my finger in blood." LJ: "No, it looks like you dipped your finger in flesh..." Marin: "Thanks, that's just SO much better..." LJ: "So the whole thing about broadcast journalism, CNN, etc. is just a cover?" C-Wong: Yeah, I pretty much just want to get married and have kids." LJ: "I really love nautical stuff...and stripes." Kristy: "You would've made an insane DG!" LJ: "Tell me about it..." LJ [looks at the ceiling]: Good heavens, what are they doing up there? It sounds like the ceiling's going to fall through! Mark: They're having sex. Wild, violent sex. You've seen them - they look young and healthy enough.... -insert awkward silence here- Mark [gets broom from closet and taps the handle on the ceiling]: There, that ought to do it. -insert roaring laughter here- "I'm going to indoctrinate you with conservative ideals because, when you get to college, you won't get any of them. I'm all for equal opportunity." -Jonesey "The course of true love never did run smooth." -Shakespeare (A Midsummer Night's Dream) Reporter: "Can you tell me what body parts you tape?" Kirsten Haglund (Miss America): "Oh, we don't tape. We GLUE." Warner: YOU got into HARVARD LAW??? Elle: What, like it's hard? "If you believe what you like in the gospels, and reject what you don't like, it is not the gospels you believe, but yourself." - St. Augustine

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