"YOU can do it, WE can help. I'm tired of doin shit for people our slogan isn't we can do it you can help/watch." ~Q "Being an alcoholic is a disease, but it's the only disease that you can get yelled at for having." ~Mitch Hedberg "I'm gonna squeeze your little belly and make the honey come out of your head!" ~Rachel Ray "God grant me the SERENITY to accept the things I cannot change, COURAGE to change the things I can and WISDOM to know the difference." ~Serenity Prayer "Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them." ~Carrie Sex and the City "whoooooooaaaaa dolphins are not "ghey" ~Michael Barone "I just don't like being alone. I love being in a relationship and having a boyfriend and being in love." ~Paris Hilton (don't you people judge me) "Her feet are killing her, I call it shoe-icide!" ~Fabolous "Killen Em"