Lauren Bryant-Monk

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"Please don't shoot the pianist, he's doing his best"-Impressions of America by Oscar Wilde "All that I desire to point out is the general principle that Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life"-Intentions by Oscar Wilde "There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written"-The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde "The secret of being boring is to say everything"-Voltaire "Well-behaved women seldom make history." -Laurel Thatcher Ulrich "I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."-Woody Allen "Never blame yourself for what other people lack"-Adam the Self-Defense Guy "Trip is very spiritual for me, everytime I dip my paddle in the water it's like jesus is telling me not to have sex" -Amber "Jesus wasn't black, no he wasn't, he looked like one of the Bee Gees"-Tommy Tiernan "Fuck Boys!" "That's what I'm trying to do!"-A conversation between Kiki and Lolo

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