"Well behaved women rarely make history" -Laurel Thatcher Ulrich "I have know idea what's going on so I'll just stand here and pretend I do."-Naruto "Heh Heh...Moo." -Kakashi Sensei Lucius: Honey? Honey: What? Lucius: Where's my super suit? Honey: What? Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit? Honey: I, uh, put it away. [helicopter explodes outside] Lucius: *Where*? Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know? Lucius: I need it! [Lucius rummages through another room in his condo] Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months! Lucius: The public is in danger! Honey: My evening's in danger! Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good! Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get! Jiraiya: Okay Naruto. Your first task is to walk on water. Naruto: Like Jesus? Jiraiya: Yes, Naruto. Like Jesus. Naruto: Wait a minute. Does that mean Jesus was a ninja? Jiraiya: Yes, Naruto. Jesus was a ninja. Naruto: REALLY?! Jiraiya: NO NOT REALLY! Naruto: Aww... Kakashi Sensei: See? It sounds like birds. Heh, heh...Tweet. Sasuke: Sensei? I think we need to talk about your creepy obsession with animals. Kakashi Sensei: What? I don't have that at all! Do I Pakkun? Pakkun: Please don't leave me alone with him! "Everything you say should be put on a T-shirt woman!" -Mike Rowe "Nick! Don't stutter!" -Noah Schuster and Connor Sackett Haha. Rock beats air bender. -Sokka Sokka: The universe just loves to prove me wrong, doesn't it? Toph: You make it too easy! Toph: this way! That way's a dead end. Sokka: What would we do without you? Toph: Perish Nd burn in hot magma. Sokka: yeah...pretty much.