"Lord Vader, can you here me?" "Yes master. Why do I sound like James Earl Jones?" "Your mask comes with a variety of settings for your voice; annoying dj, barbara streisand, chipmunk, and many more." "What about this one? *click* Ah pity da foo who messes with the dark side! I think I'll stick with the 1st one." *person 1 shivers* person 2: "did a ghost just touch you?" person 1: " yeah, in my pants." phil- "YOU SHALL NOT PASS! no... that was Gandolf wasn't it." dan- "how did you get confused between Gandolf and Jesus?" phil- "they both have beards."