Kelcey Jacobs

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"When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch." - Bette Davis "One method of destroying a concept is by diluting its meaning. Observe that by ascribing rights to the unborn, i.e., the nonliving, the anti-abortionists obliterate the rights of the living." - Ayn Rand "The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits." -Albert Einstein "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks "If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt; if you never get hurt, you always have fun; and if you ever get lonely, you can just go to the record store, and visit your friends." - "Almost Famous" "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -Matt Groening "Maybe if they'd legalize alcohol they wouldn't have a meth problem." -JC Jacobs. "Worry about your character, not your reputation; because your character is who you are, your reputation is who people think you are." "The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain." - Dolly Parton "Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it is better to be absolutely ridiculous then absolutely boring." - Marilyn Monroe "Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end." "Looks determine how many are after you. Charm determines how badly they want you. Cleverness determines what lengths they will go to have you. And mystery is what makes them stay." - Dr. Harleen Quinzel. "Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more." - Erica Jong "Nothing lasts forever. So live it up, drink it down, and laugh it off. Avoid the bullshit, take chances, and never have regrets because at one point everything you did was exactly what you wanted." "Forgive but don't forget, girl keep your head up. And when he tells you you ain't nuttin don't believe him, and if he can't learn to love you you should leave him. Cause sista you don't need him." - Keep ya head up by Tupac Shakur

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