'You'd better be swallowing that Appleton' Rob Kelly 'I saw a taxi and so I pushed him out of my way as I would a disabled person who was in the way and ran for it.' Anon 'I view taxi-getting as an olympic sport' Cat "Kate, I know you're from near Newcastle, but where exactly is that...is it North or South?" Cat (I kid you not!!!) 'How is it cows get anthrax? Don't you get it from ceilings?...Oh no wait, thats asbestos.' Cat 'You're not truly drunk if you can still lie on the floor without holding on.' 'I used to be Snow White, but I drifted' - Mae West 'I go to Argos for me bling, Primark for me kit' - Alan Carr Noel Fielding -'Don't make me cut the stuffing out of your pillow' Simon Amstell - 'What with a pairs of scissors made of glitter!?!' Noel Fielding -'No!...with a motorbike made of jealousy'