GROUCHO MARX: A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five/I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it/I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along/ Steve martin: You know, I saw the movie "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon," and I didn't see any tigers or dragons. Then I realized, it's because they're crouching and hidden. Love and peace are eternal." - John Lennon "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind". –Gandhi "The man who has no imagination has no wings." Muhammed ali "If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets." Mel brooks "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." Woody allen George W. Bush, "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --George W. Bush, interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006 AND MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE: You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!