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"I wanna save my peer pressuring you to do things that might get you in trouble for REALLY awesome things." - Steve Corenflos (one of many of his PRICELESS mouth excrement) "People are fucked up. That's why I just play zombie games." - Jordy "We're makin a buffalo kid." - Daniel T. Leathers "Ya gotta love what you do." - Andrew Schuettpelz "Sometimes, if I don't have sex, I can't dance right." --A. Jo "He's everything I never knew I wanted and all the things I need. He's the man of my dreams, but...I never dreamed it." --Ariel Simpson "the melting pot where nothing melts" --old Jewish man talking about America in Angels in America: Part One "Where's my power ballad, bitch?!" --Tiffany Galus "Listen, there are two things we can't be out of at this bar: Jameson...and PBR." --Andy Aronis "I was so drunk that I didn't even know how to say 'This position is weird...!'" --Ariel Simpson "I put up with his snoring. Is that love?" --Jenn Jenn "I taste like stale gum."--Jenn Jenn "i have a mind full of memories that are worth more than anything tangible i know."--Mikey As soon as you drive a new car off the lot, it depreciates 12% and keeps going downhill from there. People, they get old but appreciate over time.--from a conversation with Joe, a customer at BBY "Just because I don't have short hair and a free spirit like you..."--Marion "Whatever comes our way, whatever battle we have raging inside us, we always have a choice. My friend Harry taught me that. He chose to be the best of himself. It's the choices that make us who we are, and we can always choose to do what's right."--Peter Parker "All composite things pass away. Strive for your own liberation with diligence."--The Buddha's (previously Siddartha Gautama) last words "Inventors claim to think in images. Such visual thinking results in serendipitous ideas or what is referred to as the 'Eureka' phenomenon." "Son, I do it because archaeology is still the most fun you can have with your pants on."--The Old Timer, in Flannery (1982:278) "...heaven and earth, centre and circumference, were created all together in the same instante and clouds full of water...this took place and man was created by the trinity on October 23, 4004 B.C. at nine o'clock in the morning."--James Ussher, Archbishop of Canterbury (haha) "Time is a sort of river of passing events, and strong is its current; no sooner is a thing brought to sight then it is swept by and another takes its place, and this too will be swept away."--Marcus Aurelius "History. An account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools."--Ambrose Bierce "The most instructive way I know to express this cosmic chronology is to imagine the fifteen-billion-year lifetime of the universe (or at least its present incarnation since the Big Bang) compressed into the span of a single year...It is disconcerting to find that in such a cosmic year the Earth does not condense of interstellar matter until early September; dinosaurs emerge on Christmas Eve; flowers arise on December 28th; and men and women originate at 10:30 p.m. on New Year's Eve. All of recorded history occupies the last 10 seconds on December 31st; and the time from the waning of the Middle Ages to the present occupies little more than one second."--Carl Sagan

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