"Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast." Alice-Alice in Wonderland “One person's craziness is another person's reality." Tim Burton "That's why dogs are man's best friend. Guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women but they already got men." Bill Engvall "We stopped checking for monsters under our beds once we realized they were inside of us." "If you liked being a teenager something is really wrong with you." Stephen King.