"Most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes." "Those who find ugly meaning in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming." Oscar Wilde "Life's too short to fight the things you like." "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." —Norman Schwartzkopf ""Gotta go, got a thing. Well, four things. Well, four things and a lizard....." "Bow ties are cool." "Allons-y!" Doctor Who "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." Albus Dumbledore "If you don't do anything, nothing will happen." RISD teacher "Why don't they make a movie about what happens after the big kiss?" "They do, it's called porn." Friends with benefits “I was on my way to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought, ‘Gosh, the Third Reich’s a bit rubbish, I think I’ll kill The Fuhrer." River Song "I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung. " Across the Universe "The creative adult is the child who survived"