Jocelyn Kamouh

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"Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, you know, maybe you just need one person."- Kermit the Frog "and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)"- E.E. Cummings "Some people just don't appreciate fine dress and smart jokes." - Mom (wearing a Halloween sweater and telling a bad joke) "When I was a kid, my mother told me that the secret to happiness was to love your everyday life. Everyone loves the special days, the big events, the vacations and celebrations. But to wake up every morning happy with who you are, where you are, whose face is on the other pillow -- well, it doesn't get much better than that."-Barbara Bretton ‎"Whenever I see someone jogging I always say to myself, 'Self, I'm so glad we're not jogging.'"- Zach Braff "You were born an original, don't die a copy."- John Mason "I like people too much or not at all."- Sylvia Plath “I like to throw them and leave immediately… like The Great Gatsby.”- Jesse Eisenberg (on parties)♥ "Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress, what turned out to be, a very tall 12-year-old."- The incomparable Liz Lemon ‎"The most exciting, challenging & significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous."- Sex and the City "Never allow someone to be your priority, while allowing yourself to be their option."-Mark Twain "When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless."- Larry David "Sometimes, I like to glue my spare change to my face. Then, when a homeless person comes up to me and asks 'Do you have any spare change?' I get to say 'Sorry, it's glued to my face.'" -Zach Galifianakis "In nature, fathers are known to eat their young. Is it because they're delicious? No. It's because they want to give their female... bear, giraffe, what have you... the honeymoon they never had. Just to be clear: I don't condone eating your kids, although I sure as heck know why giraffes do it."- Phil Dunphy (Modern Family) "Everyone needs a good lump!"- Laura Fazio :)

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