I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you can appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. “I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.” Mother Teresa “The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.” - Bob Marley. To be a survivor- First you must bleed. Funny: Hey, well look here man. Just gimme ten dollars and I won't say nothin'. - Get out. - Two-fifty and a jawbreaker? - Get out! - A dollar and some envelopes? - Friday Shit, Man we just ran over a chinaman! - Crash You sound like you're from London! - Forgetting Sarah Marshall Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time? - Superbad You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. - Superbad Sarah Martshall: I hate your music. Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the other day. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. oh my god , danny devito, I love your work! -Mean Girls we have to crack gretchen weiners. crack gretchen and we crack the whole bunch. say crack again. crack. - Mean Girls Girls like that only know 3 words… NO STOP & DONT…Naw Man you got that all wrong.. all they be sayin to me is NO DONT STOP!- How high.